Latinu alexis tae jebe princ yahshua

When my sister suggested I lived with her, I knew it wasn't just so I could save on rent.

Obviously, she thought I might be a good buffer for her and her husband.

Because, as I discovered, they were always bickering.

Too bad I have a habit of putting out fire with gasoline.

Oh my god, I can't believe that you're just not getting this.